I take it your a boomer? Don't you have a global economy to ruin?

I think D&W is on the right track here. All these crotchety old fuckers telling us how good we've got it. Easy words to speak when you have a decent paying job, can still receive a pension and Social Security, and actually own your home.

The rest of us under 50 are pretty much fucked. At least when the global food supply is exhausted, I'll be able to breastfeed in public. It'll be the only food left at that point.

Thanks for all your hard work Baby Boomers!!!!

Oh yeah, because finding a solution to global warming is as easy as making a bike path

So you got us bike trails and breastfeeding in public, but it's up to us to figure out NSA spying, unregulated financial institutions, and global warming? Um, thanks but passing the buck is pretty lame when you get to look down on us from your big house in the hills.

Hup two three four Breastfeeding? Close the door!
Five six seven eight Are you Gay or are you straight?
Nine ten eleven twelve Get your dead ass off the shelf
Two three four five Fight corruption there's some jive
Six seven eight nine On both sides whine whine whine whine

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Wow, autocorrect changed "you're" to "your." I'm ashamed.