Nice sentiment but should we encourage littering?

I think the "Motherfucker" just makes this I,A. Otherwise it would be cheesy and morose.
Rock on.

Get a cuddling or a lifesize cuddling life figure.

With my luck, the note would say, "you're suspicions are correct, nobody loves you."

Valentin day is around the corner. You can give them or send them to people. This way you don't litter. Very sweet what you wrote. It will be spring before you know it. You are loved.

Money over bitches.

how about "You are trite, motherfucker"



better?

Professional cuddling is just clandestine hugstitution.