Anonymous Jan 21, 2014 at 3:08 pm

Librarians Rule

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Actually, that's what you're supposed to do, because most people smart enough to find a book at the Library, aren't smart enough to be able to figure out where to put it back on the shelf. When a book gets filed in the wrong order, there is no way to ever find it again, except by accident.
on January 21, 2014 at 5:23 PM Report this
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"I did not study 9 years"

I believe this part.
Aestro on January 21, 2014 at 6:12 PM Report this
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With what you get paid and those great bennies, you damn well better put my books away and be happy doing it.
frankieb on January 21, 2014 at 6:21 PM Report this
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Oh, and another thing, how can you guys somehow lose my e-mail addy to notify me about items due, thus charging me late fees ---
but somehow manage to find the addy when it came time to test the public waters with the last vote on Library funding?
That killed me. Nice.
frankieb on January 21, 2014 at 6:24 PM Report this
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Sorry you can't keep track of when your books are due, frankie, I know it's tough to read the date on that little slip of paper, we'll just email you every 12 hours so you won't be out 25 cents a day. Maybe we can fold your laundry while we're at it.
Todd Mecklem on January 21, 2014 at 8:42 PM Report this
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Librarians are pretty much just baristas with more student loan debt
Chunty McHutchence on January 21, 2014 at 10:08 PM Report this
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Is this Library thing kind of like amazon but you actually go to the place and read books? And there are people paid to watch you?

Well Goddamn. Portland really is weird.
i'mrightyourwrong on January 22, 2014 at 6:56 AM Report this
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And NOW! It's time! For the Librarian vs. the Social Worker!!!

/popcorn
Demondog on January 22, 2014 at 8:26 AM Report this
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Conan The Librarian says:

"DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM?!?!?!?!"
JRRTrollkien on January 22, 2014 at 8:39 PM Report this
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Work at Central Library, you dick. They have bar bouncers, at a library. You think you've got customer trouble?
seanpdx on January 23, 2014 at 2:28 PM Report this
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Oh, I thought this was about Libertarians. Nevermind.
BooberMcDoober™ on January 24, 2014 at 12:32 PM Report this

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