How will Dan Savage ever come up with a response to this?

If I had a nickel for every old man who made me cry in the shower...

I love old men that make me cry in the shower. I love old men, period. I also love old men that can make me cry anywhere.

Just like that old man, he didn't even write half of his material.

Whose conception of heaven has Hitler in it? And you know he'd be more of a Bieber fan.

I felt the same way about John Denver but he never came back.......

I was recently told this Willie Nelson joke:

What's the last thing you want to hear when giving Willie Nelson a blow job?

That's not Willie Nelson.

Quite the underrated guitarist, to boot.

ForWhomTheBellTrolls:

No i said that's Nelson's WILLY