"I only wish I had fought harder, and held on just a little longer."

Or perhaps you could have taken your cat to the vet instead of spending your cash on beer and comic books, you selfish son of a bitch.

Take care of your pets.

Maybe it was those kibbles mom bought him.

Friend # 2? You are once again not going to explain who you killed. Turn yourself in.

Holy shit we've got a cat serial killer on the loose!

Hey good dog, you must be the best pet owner of them all, hey.

Shut your fucking stupid mouth.

Actually I am a good pet owner. Not the best, but caring enough to spend money on my dogs when they are ill. Shut your own fuckin mouth.

You actually compare buying beer and comics to the cost of taking an animal to the vet.

Do you know how much insulin costs for a supposed 3 month duration? Do you know what it is like to take care of a diabetic animal?

No thanks, I will keep my mouth wide open. You are not the best pet owner, so shut the fuck up.

Look here shitheel. I spend upwards of 120 dollars a month on Prednisone and perscription ear drops for my dog. You know what I would do if I couldn't afford that? I would give him to somebody that could. The bottom line is that you watched your animal get sick and die.

Hi, I'm the shitheel. I love shitheels. I'll say it again. Shitheel. Shitheel. I don't know what it is, but Shitheel.

That wasn't my pet. You truly are the best pet owner in the world. You are the man. I would be so happy to be your dog. Hey little shit, heel.

I'm not even sorry.

Some fucking pet owner, giving away your dog.