I'd make a juvenile comment right now, but I'm too busy effing your mom, you effing loser.
And I would make said comment after completing said sex act with your mom, but then I'll be too busy eating the sandwich she made me that, by the way, will have waaaay more peanut butter and jelly on it than she ever put on any of the sandwiches she ever made you...because she loves me waaaay more than you, you effin' GD L-O-S-E-R.
*// making an 'L' with my right forefinger and thumb while holding it up to my forehead and giving you the stink-eye \\*
I've written rants that received 95% positive feedback. If the vast majority of complaints on here weren't laughably petty or hypocritical then we wouldn't have to troll so hard.
...including a plurality of ones like this one, where they whine about something inconsequential, then say "oh, now I suppose all you immature assoholes are going to say mean things about this."
Well, yes, Whiner, we are. It's the equivalent of those stupid memes that pollute every Facebook feed and end with the unlikely epilogue; "I bet only one out of a thousand of you will be brave enough to repost this..."
FWTBT, why am I not surprised by your comment. I bet you have a pretty sweet Excel spreadsheet that tracks your positive feedback and "likes" on I,Anon.
It must be difficult plugging in all those figures in between the myriad of rants you've posted. I'm sure I'll be able to easily identify which rants you've written in future. They'll be the only legitiamite and meaningful posts this blog has ever seen.
As the person who posted "Same Assholes". I just want to thank you all for the responses. I rarely ever start shit for the sake of starting shit but in this case it was worth it and it was awesome! I turned in a paper to my sociology prof using this blog as my subject and got an A. To totally predictable people and to higher education...Cheers.
Awww undergrads are so cute. GOOD FUCKING JOB non-Anon-Anon. And when I say that, I mean GOOD FUCKING luck getting a JOB with your predictable liberal arts degree.
And I would make said comment after completing said sex act with your mom, but then I'll be too busy eating the sandwich she made me that, by the way, will have waaaay more peanut butter and jelly on it than she ever put on any of the sandwiches she ever made you...because she loves me waaaay more than you, you effin' GD L-O-S-E-R.
*// making an 'L' with my right forefinger and thumb while holding it up to my forehead and giving you the stink-eye \\*
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Well, yes, Whiner, we are. It's the equivalent of those stupid memes that pollute every Facebook feed and end with the unlikely epilogue; "I bet only one out of a thousand of you will be brave enough to repost this..."
FWTBT, why am I not surprised by your comment. I bet you have a pretty sweet Excel spreadsheet that tracks your positive feedback and "likes" on I,Anon.
It must be difficult plugging in all those figures in between the myriad of rants you've posted. I'm sure I'll be able to easily identify which rants you've written in future. They'll be the only legitiamite and meaningful posts this blog has ever seen.
It's easy to estimate, because I've written a total of 3 posts, and two were largely well received, to be tediously accurate.
Humpy takes the good rants home and keeps them for himself to laugh at in private.
I grudgingly accept your statistic, as my numbers show that 28% of people enjoy shoving statistics UP their asses.