Here's the thing, son: you're a condescending prick, and cellphone use in cars is deadly. Distracting the cyclist further only increased the possibility of an accident.

What a crack of paternal shit, why don't you share the road?

If only all cyclists would just keep their mouths shut when inattentive and belligerent drivers nearly claim their lives.

What nerve.

I quit reading at "Here's the thing son". Who talks like that?

You called him"Lance"! Wow! Clever! Original! Side-splittingly funny! You could write jokes professionally! For Leno!

Pete can go fuck himself.

I'm still surprised that none of these Greg LeMond-types have bitched about the road gravel yet. In some places the bike lanes are buried under that shit.

Wow man, Fuck you. And you're a cyclist, too? How precious you are. How fucking cute. I bet you're slow as my grandma on your bike (who died two months ago).

I had a guy deliberately try to run me off the road a few months ago multiple times. I'm in the middle of screaming at him... and some dude walking down the street goes 'Hey maan, caaalm down, gaaahhhd' like the weed-addled, dipshit that he so certainly was. Easily more infuriating than the guy who was trying to make me wipe out because he couldn't handle the fact that there were cyclists on the road.

Let's just let the person who's almost getting killed because someone can't put their fucking phone down from their dipshit face for two seconds decide how they're gonna react when they're almost killed, and not anybody else.

Offense - Illegal over-use of the term "son."

15 days off from I'Anon blogging. Loss of credibility. Repeat your life.

But why do you always touch my private parts Dad?

Son?

HAHAHA Lance! He's a bike racer, correct?! TOO FUNNEY

i love that this dude called out this cyclist for yelling at a driver by calling him a "shouty dumbass". uhm, take your own advice?!

and i don't know but sometimes you gotta yell at people to make them aware of the fact that they almost killed you so they understand they need to pay more attention. otherwise, they may not even realize what they did.

And yea it did come to pass that hell frozeth over and pigs did fly on angels' wings, and even the fearsome trolls that troll upon the forums did side with the cyclists, as it was foretold.

I guess lyle here is REALLY FAST on his bike. wow, I am impressed.
Tell me, was that guy trying to run you down for 'taking the lane'
You strike me as one of THOSE guys.

Beyond the old-fart tone, dude gives some good advice. Share the goddamn rode, asshole.