why silently farting? were they silently making out?

There is entirely too much silent farting in this town.

I'm still trying to picture this scenario. I don't quite see it, but maybe I will draw a diagram and write this comic out.

Anytime rug rash is mentioned, I'm all ears, or mouths, whatevahs.

I think I might have stood up and yelled, "I been shot."

And I'm waiting for all the "what's with these boring rants," to start being posted.

"Side bodies", along with cankles, muffin tops, tummy pooch, man boobs, saddle bags, spare tires, and thunder thighs belongs on a poster on the wall of the creepiest butcher shop ever.

Bruising from that? Pussy of the year award

Just tell the fucking steward to behave and to do his job properly it's not hard to pass around a plate of food.

Thank you this was fun to read lol :)

Avoid any place with communal seating. Life is so much better without a bunch of strangers all trying to impress each other... so desperate.

If we could all just get porn from our armpits, what a world this would be!

@ FWTBT

Don't forget the Fupa (fat upper pussy area).

Well apparently you won't let me. Thanks a lot.

Alternates: Vajummie or Gunt

I still can't imagine this scenario. You like to sit next to your date, but in this scenario you were sitting across your date, so I guess I get that. Then someone came in and squished you. Was this someone you knew or a stranger? Then you farted on their bread basket. The only way that could happen is if they left the table, and you brought the bread basket down from the table to your ass. Or you lifted your ass up to the table then farted. Eitherway the owners of the bread basket would have to be not present, and someone would surly have seen you do this, in a crowded place.

I'm most horrified by what your date must have thought. Then again, there are silent farts escaping the ass all the time without being noticed.

Breaded farts anyone? How about an arm pitted avocado?