I'm down with it. You can't get away with hair like that anymore.

"what if i accidentally make eye contact with the super cougar while we try to eat your sandwhiches at the sub shop while this song is playing?"

Are you kidding me? Slowly lick your lips, wink and then take another huge bite of the sandwich. Duh!

Just be grateful you weren't singing Afternoon Delight at karaoke with a family member--a situation covered well in Arrested Development.

If you really want to analyze dumb decades-old pop, here's how to do it: http://bit.ly/1eTSaAP

Somewhere, in another city, someone is bitching about a Todd Rundgren song on an anonymous blog.

Somewhere in another city 2 creatures are having sex on top of a table in a Subway.

^^ Yup. Totally missed out. Should have bent that super-coug over and jammed that Spicy Italian sub right in her ass.

"She wore a pearl neck-lace"

OMG I made eye contact with someone!