This is a situation where the first person feels they have the right of way. The 2nd person just wants more attention, and love. It's like separation attack. They need human contact or reassurance even from strangers. Everyone is an asshole. Everyone is annoying. Does one dick have a right to call another dick, a dick?
Go far, far away where there aren't buses, movie theaters, or people. Live your life alone, then when it's over, don't bother saying goodbye.
ps. i know a 3 year old who could definitely kick your ass