The Dreaded Sauna Sweat Slinger

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Truly a painful, a dreadful disgrace!
Getting a load of crotch-sweat in the face.
Happened to me? Man, I'd wish I were dead,
But I'd live long enough to pee on dread-head's head.

Todd Mecklem on March 10, 2014 at 1:10 PM

Sure, Todd, trivialize their plight. What they DIDN'T mention is that the sweat flinger also has pubic dreads.

ForWhomTheBellTrolls on March 10, 2014 at 1:11 PM

10 days at burning man high on mushrooms marinated in cumin, patchouli oil, and smegma with no shower and only a salt crystal for deodorant crotch towel sweat.

Fuck yeah, hippies!

JRRTrollkien on March 10, 2014 at 3:13 PM

This is like the crazy hippie that thought it was ok to sing her native American chant in the silent tub. But not ok for me to sing Yankee Doodle Dandy.

lahar legar on March 10, 2014 at 3:25 PM

Nobody ever wants to hear Yankee Doodle Dandy, to be fair.

ForWhomTheBellTrolls on March 10, 2014 at 3:44 PM

But it does lead me to wonder how "O Canada" would go over.

on March 10, 2014 at 3:54 PM

Could be worse, instead of using his towel to circulate the air, he could've gone full blown helicopter in the sauna.

RickStevens on March 10, 2014 at 4:32 PM

Once I opened the door to a crowded OCF sauna full of people singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

pork chop on March 10, 2014 at 11:14 PM

Hindsight is cheap, but if that happened to me, I'd twist my sweaty towel and give him a good snap on the ass. You know one that leaves a red blem and sing Head em Up...Move em out...Rawhide.

Medicated Marine on March 12, 2014 at 12:53 AM