I'd rather hear Al Green than most things, to be fair.

Record the awkward-porn-sex-noises and make that your ring tone. Next time you see your neighbor, make your phone go off.

You should stand outside of their apartment and wait for them to leave or come home. Then you can make the same sound young Forrest Gump made at his principal after he finished boinking Forrest's mom.

Daaaaaaamn, baby got sex problems

If I play Al Stewart and Green Day is that close enough?

TM - only if you do it when september ends in the year of the cat

Did you hear two different moan voices? Maybe it's just an exhibitionist solo man. I'll bet that makes you feel a lot better about it.

If the man wants to Funk at 3 am let him Funk at 3 am!

Also, earplugs.

Maybe lay off the hater-ade, ya wank-a-doodle noodle grabber..