Apparently you can just crack open any old Harlequin romance novel, pick a random page and post it here

It's only fair then, set his son up with your mom.

Or the Huge stud can just wander through life with casual sex and be happy, happy...(Oops probably not)!!

Banging dudes old enough to be your grandfather? It's all that pension and social security money, isn't it?

At least you didn't go into graphic detail. Thanks for that. I am curious, why I don't know, but is there something I'm missing about the relevancy of his being a former prison guard. Perhaps because he seduced you like a "professional"? Did he order you around?, handcuff you? You did say he came up behind you...a lot of that goes on in prison. Otherwise he could have been a retired insurance man. I hear they're red hot lovers. Chunty's probably right. The book you're reading from is titled Prison Guard. You could have at least came with your own title. "BULLOCKS"!!

It could have been mere coincidence that this post and whatever book you guys are talking about have the same title...

Anyway, who IS he?