Anonymous Mar 19, 2014 at 8:40 pm

Why Isn't My Lawn Grown?

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This town is rife with sociopaths. If they have room in front of their house, FUCKING PARK THERE THEN!!!
Barf! on March 19, 2014 at 8:55 PM Report this
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Totally understand why they would want an extra-tall fence.
Aestro on March 19, 2014 at 9:09 PM Report this
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That sounds like the neighborly thing to do, for sure.

If your pee is that powerful, it must be able to cure cancer, or fuel turbo jets, huh? Maybe your pee was in the gas tank of Malaysia airliners?

I give you praise, though, you are the best pee artist in town.
Blows Duking on March 19, 2014 at 9:12 PM Report this
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You're pretty cool, Beavis.
shark attack mountain on March 19, 2014 at 9:49 PM Report this
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Of all the IA submissions that are petty, homeowners always take the cake.
assisse on March 19, 2014 at 10:39 PM Report this
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You have a watch that grows grass???
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on March 19, 2014 at 11:01 PM Report this
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Ohh, ohhh, you should piss-write 'Entitled Bitch'.
BooberMcDooberâ„¢ on March 19, 2014 at 11:06 PM Report this
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You Sir are nothing but a piss ant!!
guidoman on March 19, 2014 at 11:19 PM Report this
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Since when does pee kill grass?
Chunty McHutchence on March 20, 2014 at 12:27 AM Report this
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Even Dirty Mike wouldn't sink this low.
Todd Mecklem on March 20, 2014 at 6:27 AM Report this
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"I hope the next person who takes the street parking in front of my house get STABBED WITH A DIRTY SYRINGE!!" -The Unreasonable Homeowners Association of Portland
ForWhomTheBellTrolls on March 20, 2014 at 7:51 AM Report this
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I bet the author has no leg hair below the knees from all the splash back.
RickStevens on March 20, 2014 at 9:16 AM Report this
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How much you want to bet this fucker hasn't even tried talking to this person? Ask him to move his car or park in front of his house!
landocal on March 20, 2014 at 9:47 AM Report this
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Dear Passive Aggressive Portland....stop it. Just ask them nicely if they would be so kind as to park in front of their house if there is room. It's a totally reasonable thing to do. If they refuse, fine. But at least you will feel better about yourself for not being such a limp scrot.
Around on March 20, 2014 at 9:48 AM Report this
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Grass is shade intolerant, not piss intolerant, dumbass.
pork chop on March 20, 2014 at 10:41 AM Report this
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^I totally thought about pointing that out, but I decided that dirty syringes might be more on I,A's level of reasoning skills.
ForWhomTheBellTrolls on March 20, 2014 at 5:49 PM Report this
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"Why isn't my lawn grown"

Why aren't you, you immature little shit birded ass wagon?
buddy on March 20, 2014 at 6:51 PM Report this
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i'd build a fence too if my neighbor was a Nazi.
truman1022 on March 21, 2014 at 8:55 PM Report this

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