Guess what? You're on the same fucking internet dating site as these so called fat girls are on. Lick the Cheeto dust off your booger-pickers and go meet someone in real life.

Here's an idea: don't respond to profiles that aren't styled towards your preference.

I would add "displaying a lack of reading comprehension" to any list of online dating don'ts. When I say I want a guy who lives within 10 miles of 97218, do not write me from Salem. Or Nebraska.

Thank God this wasn't another "Rain Today, Part XXVII" rant.

The first time I took my dog to the coast, she got the sea shits in the middle of the night. I think she ingested too much salt water fetching sticks in the surf.

And, hopefully, we've all learned a valuable lesson here today, kids.

One of my close female friends is easily a 10 and she uses no picture on her dating profile. Back when she had a photo she'd show me the meathead messages she got (in abundance) every day. It was cringeworthy as fuck. It made me realize how awful internet dating is for women. My point is just because there's no photo on the profile doesn't mean she's fat or ugly. It could just be a dime who's tired of all the 'ur fuckin hot babe' bs messages.

Sheesh, I agree with this - there are a lot of chicks posting edited or specifically positioned camera/cell selfie pics on the online dating websites. This needs to stop - OR these same chicks should not be butt hurt when their first in-person date ends in 20 min and the guy never calls/texts them back. You lady, are a liar. Shame on you.

My mini vent about the pictures dudes post on online dating services - they post their baby pictures, or just their car/truck, the mountain, a sunset or a meme. Laaaaaaaame.

Fuck dating.

This all makes me so glad I'm a eunuch.

TLDR ONLINE DATING IS FOR ALCOHOLICS AND DIVORCEES

A meme is a good choice. Which one tho?

I think the happiest people must be asexual because they don't have to look for anyone online,at a bar,at church,at the beach,at the bath house,under a desk,peeping through windows,walking your dog,at the library,at the zoo,at the barnyard,at the farmers market or a million other places.

Society puts so much pressure on people to find a significant other and and just think how many people use excuses not to hook up. It's alright to be alone and it's alright to not go through this much trouble to find the right one.