Hmmm, people exchanging ideas in a bookstore? Don't let me catch any of those damned intellectuals in my bookstore!!!!

*gasp* god forbid co-workers have a conversation that a customer might overhear! THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!

Workers should be seen, not heard, got it, Daddy Snorebucks.

Haha. I'll bet their dicks are so small when they pee it dribbles on their balls.

Not that anybody was sneaking a peak to compare sizes or anything.

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One day we are going to be fucking dead. After that nobody will remember or give a shit about who you voted for.

1 out of 10.