Anonymous Apr 16, 2014 at 8:13 pm

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Hybrid moments by the misfits, please.
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What three songs? I'd like Ave Maria (Franz Shubert), Spirit in the Sky (Norman Greenbaum) and Desolation Row (Bob Dylan). It shouldn't be too expensive for a video tribute, I love those. I drop into funeral homes when wakes are going on and love to see the tributes, just to see what kind of person they were and how they were loved. Sometimes the grievers look at me, wondering who I am, but I just look real sad (which isn't hard to do, because a life was lost) and I blend in. I always spend a few moments at the bier and talk real softly to the deceased and wish them well. Can't say I've planned my own though. I'll leave that to my lovely Mrs. she has great taste and would dress me in something comfortable. That would be a hoot if she had me in my boxers and flip flops the way she sees me most of the time.
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There will be no one there, and a cremation is in order.
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At my funeral I want someone to play a "Skippy the Bush Kangaroo" video.
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Maybe you should be a contestant on "The Voice - Corpse Edition"
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I think my funeral would the only time I wouldn't care if I got Sharpie'd or my friends took pictures of their dicks on my face.

At that point, anything goes!!!
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"My All About Me Fantasy"...?

You mean "Portland"?
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Keep dreaming, and I hope you have a wonderful funeral.
We all have big dreams. I love Lucinda Williams song"The Angels Laid him way".

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