Improve workplace values by ducking your dick. Got it. Also, quack.

I dunno, it just may be a good thing The Merc makes you take these classes every year.

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My company has an annual online "Sexual Harrassment Training" course.

Last year I told my boss I'm well versed in the art of sexual harrassment and that I didn't feel the need to re-take the course.

Wow, a yearly seminar, that's rough. And a candidate for "lamest rant ever." Go duck yourself.

Obviously as a loyal employee, you're not all you were quacked up to be. Get another fucking job!!

Feel the power of the Lord's touch- on your genitals!

Sounds like a workplace with a lot of pent up sexual tensions just begging for release. Where do I apply?

Do not go to human resources unless it is to get your pension,profit sharing or other material things when you leave the company.

Their job is to be management's support no matter what.

If you were to be sexually intimidated by a supervisor and above, your complaint would not be followed thru. Watch the dumb movie, and understand, it is so some that do not know how to act, may learn something useful.

Remember when it was called Personnel Dept. Was that too P inC? Yeah! Human Resources is so much more personable. Could it be more sterile and non-descriptive? Humans to a corporation are like minerals. Now why in the world would anybody think they don't have our best interests at heart? I know "What's in a Name"?