Dear I,Anon,

Point #1 made no sense whatsoever, and you didn't need point #6. That was a closing statement, not part of the list.

7. ALL YOU TEENAGERS WALKING AROUND WITH YOUR WIFI SKATEBOARDS JUST STOP IT OR I'M CALLING YOUR MOTHER

In the numerical rating system of Colonel Sanders: 2.

2

RickStevens, it took me a bit, but I think IAnon was referring to the lad that allegedly urinated in the Mount Tabor reservoir.

IAnon, I think you make some fair, if not overly stereotypically "anti-weird (but its really not really weird but it makes a certain percentage of people who live in this town think they are somehow special or different from the rest of urbanized Americans)" Portland points. Unfortunately, your use of Stoopid invites ridicule.

I bet I,A poops and scratches too. Hypocrite.

If you find a dog that can scratch send him my way.

Babygorilla, you are a smarter person than I. Thanks for the clarification.

What Pisses Me Off

Generic rants.

The Holy Trinity has no time or place at Heavens Banquet for vegans!

1. The reservoirs ought to be covered with a shallow pond on top so it still looks old school.

2. "Look out for number one, but be careful not to step in number two."
--Rodney Dangerfield

3. Try rye.

4. True, Vegans are ineffectual but nice.

5. Strip clubs are the only thing about Portland that's still worthwhile.

6. Is extraneous.

But naked chicks are the only gluten-free baked good I can enjoy anymore...

God will not any of us go hungry because he is just and loving.

Whoops, wrong comment.
2 on a possible KFC scale of 1 thru 10.

^ Sorry Col. Sanders, I spoke too soon. This is the funniest response I've ever seen on I,Anon.

Fred Upton: I like your suggestion about the pond on top of the reservoirs. Neato.