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She spells her name Sinnamon and you spell it Cinnamon. Problem solved.

shark attack mountain on April 24, 2014 at 8:52 AM

Spelling, grammer and incorrect word usage! Oh my!
You're right, strippers are dumb(founded?).

star-eyed on April 24, 2014 at 9:20 AM

I was under the impression that strippers were undumbfoundable.

Drunk & Write on April 24, 2014 at 10:28 AM

Rule One: Only one dancer may be named Peaches at any given time.

Satorical on April 24, 2014 at 11:27 AM

At least she doesn't call herself a "dancer." A dancer has talent. A stripper has a smack habit. As long as the pubic crabs don't land in the customers' hair, I guess stripping is okay. It keeps creepy guys off the streets and in the lingerie studios, so I don't have to look at them.

Reverend Bite Me on April 24, 2014 at 11:47 AM

i'mrightyourwrong on April 24, 2014 at 1:00 PM

Hold on a minute, you're telling me strippers don't use their real names??!

Grandpa Jack Bogdanski on April 24, 2014 at 1:13 PM

This rant makes about as much sense as your career choice. I am sorry, but I can't invest any interest in your "workplace" drama without having first inspected your butthole. Rules is rules.

on April 24, 2014 at 2:07 PM

Fake, strippers can't read / write

Chunty McHutchence on April 24, 2014 at 2:48 PM

You bitches wanna make some real motherfucking money?

Start putting those lips to use. I'm starting my own kissing company.

$4 for a kiss. $3 for a hug. $5 for 1/2 & 1/2.

RickStevens on April 24, 2014 at 3:04 PM