How was the baby's member a productive part of society?

It was stolen by somebody who doesn't understand your Babylonian concept of "value", man. If you were a REAL burner you would know that there is no such thing as theft, because ownership is like, just the man's way of keeping us down, man. You obviously need to meditate and look deeply into some crystals before you harsh my vibes by being all aggro.

Namaste!

^ Ouch!!! Brilliant/hilarious, but OUCH!!!

As for why they stole that bike, you have to understand that there are probably over 7 billion people on this planet. Ergo, there are at least 7 billion different fetishes.

I'm not really into giant cocks on baby dolls, but I've had a couple dreams about it before.

On a scale of 1 to 10 this I,A is a 2

You can build another douche chariot, man. One with even more giant baby cocks and other accouterments representative of a Burner's individual awesomeness and radical self-expression!

Ugh. Burners.

Once less baby to feed, teach how to shit in a toilet, and to counsel on tearing yet another vagina a scant few years down the road.

Be thankful and move on with your life I/A... Tear that rear-view mirror off, toss it into the night, and be not troubled by impermanence.

Once I saw an Orb, hovering above Multnomah sub station, visible as if hovering above my neighbors house across the street. It was too high to be a street light - to small to be the Moon. It morphed into three orbs, then one would fly around the other two, then the three would morph back into one. This would repeat with different orbs circling in differing orbits.

A few years latter, the neighbor next door to the house across the street from my house, found a life sized three foot tall doll of a Grey ET. I thought I knew who must have put it there, so me and the guy across the street drove clear on out to Sherwood one night and put the alien doll in the shrubs outside the door of my old childhood chum. He called me up knowing that I had to be the one to have given him a heart attack, but he swore that he wasn't the one who originally planted the doll in my neighbors hedge.

PS: If that's not weird enough, the doll was actually quite dirty. It had obviously been in the bushes for quite some time. The only reason that the neighbor was even able to find it at all, was because he was up on a ladder, trimming the top of the hedge. It's as if the doll was not even meant to be found. It either had to have been tossed clear up there, or else dropped from higher altitude.

Jesus. I hope the burned the fucker to boot. You guys should go back to the bay area, you dumb cunt burner yuppies.