Humphrey just orders staff members to write these now, right? There has to be some state law that forbids this.

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I wonder if the dude's behavior might have something to with the fact you fucked his wife. He might've found out about it, or has his suspicions.

Hopefully, the wife didn't need to have her "rug" shampooed after bumping uglies with you.

Made it to "I once considered you a friend".

Tales from the Methadone Clinic.