Hmm, this "Sam's" sounds pretty authentic. And you say it's right near a Whole Foods and sushi place? 'cause I've been looking for a $300k-ish condo near a shabby pool hall and this area sounds perfectly distressed.
Does Sam's serve tall boys? Will they let me and my buddies watch professional cycling on TV? I'll ask my realtor to head down there and scope the neighborhood for chicks wearing raccoon tails on their belts.
Wait, does Sam's know you are trying to drive customers away? Customers that may want to spend more than 10 dollars at a whack? Yeah, gentrification sucks, but you weren't here when working class could buy houses in portland and pretending to be salt of the earth because you hang at a dive bar doesn't give you any cred. Just the opposite.
Hipsters ( I assume you refer to young clueless transplants and people who think there is a "scene" in portland ie yuppie scum) ruin everything anon. It is inevitable they will fuck up everything here so you have to either move or create a retro virus (get it? retro? lol) Now if you really DO want these fucktards, here is my tried and true fomula 1) show wes anderson movies or any shitty eighties movie. This draws in both young and old despite some were fetuses when these movies were made. 2) play loud shitty music. Shitty metal or techno will do. 3) be as much of an insufferable stuck up cunt as you can for no reason or merit. You're welcome, send me my 25%, please
Does Sam's serve tall boys? Will they let me and my buddies watch professional cycling on TV? I'll ask my realtor to head down there and scope the neighborhood for chicks wearing raccoon tails on their belts.
I don't even care if it was the owner that wrote this rant for free advertising. Anyone one who expresses disgust with hipsters is ok in my book.
You fuckers are boring. Quit boring me. You bores.