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Someone else, though, after fruitlessly arriving at home, became meloncholic.
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Gross. Melon is gross. No, I don't care about the gutter, just the melon.
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^ Watermelon is ok, but the rest can eat my ass!!!!!
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This is the least I've cared about losing a melon since Shannon Hoon.
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prosciutto and melon is a tasty combo.
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are. fuck!
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Way to hunt and gather in the urban environs!
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Guerilla harvesting. Totally anarchist melon.
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Has anyone seen my elephantitis testicle. Swear I dropped it around here somewhere.
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Just fyi, you're bragging on the internet about eating trash.
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Good for you, that was nice to thank the loser. Call it manta
melon from heaven.

Maybe tomorrow you can find a ham or turkey. You never know, luck is one your side.
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Sam's also serves a delightful guttermelon, FYI. And for around $10.
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Ermahgahd, nobody liked my "Portland cyclist eats street garbage" comment!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?

I just realized that I responded to a "Portland cyclist eats street garbage" post. I think it might be time to retire from this blog.

I now know that I need to hand every person I ever encounter in PDX 20% of the cash in my pocket and that cyclists hate drivers and vice versa.

This blog has officially exhausted its educational potential. Goodbye cruel world. Hello real world.

Peace out y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Don't worry guys, RickStevens isn't really leaving, he's just drunk and woozy from all the heat. He'll be back tomorrow. I'd bet a melon on it.
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Good thing melons don't grow on trees, like mangos in the suburbs of Honolulu.
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You rotten Melon Baller!

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