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Vegans.
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Have you tried breast milk? It tastes fucking disgusting. You just don't know any better as an infant.

Have you tried cow's milk? It tastes okay.
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Breast milk isn't homoginized. Never know where those titties have been.
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Stop by the Human Breast Milk stand at the PSU Farmers Market and try it
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^^ yeah it's just down the row from the Gray Water Snow Cones stand.
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When you decide to go even farther, let us know how the butter is.
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If yo titties can't produce them, babies can't drink 'em. Some babies be raised with bat milk.
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This post brought to you by that weird fucking kid in season 1 of Game of Thrones.
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I'll drink your titty milk. Straight out yo damn titties.
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Yeah, cow's milk isn't really designed for human consumption, especially for young children. It fucks them up and is the number one thing they are allergic to at that age. Goat's milk, on the other hand, is nearly identical to human breast milk, is naturally homogenized, and rarely causes lactose intolerance. It is also the milk 65% of the world drinks instead of cow's milk. But unless you were raised on it goat's milk can taste a bit sour.

I'll stick with my douchey, antibiotic and hormone-free organic soy milk, regardless.
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Fine. You can have my share of breast milk
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Salt n Straw has a new flavor, oddly called Melon Creme .... do ya think?
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Bitches be lactatin' but the real creamy sensation
spreading across the nation is mank.

I saw it on He-bro.
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"I only drink the finest breastmilks."
- Sean Puffy Combs
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If my wife see's this I'm dead, but I would certainly overlook a bitter or sour taste if Kate Upton breastfed me. I'm definitely not Laptose intolerant.
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don't know what got into me, guess I'm trying to show my feminine side. I am comfortable in my own skin. Power to the People.
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Hey MM, are you down to send me some dough in exchange of not telling your wife about your Kate Upton fantasy? I'm being subtle.
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If this is hard for you to contemplate good luck navigating through life

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