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Let me guess, you also thought of the Hi-Five.

You think you are really clever, don't you?

it's like this porkknuckle climbed Mt. Cleverest and can't get down.

This may come as a surprise to you, but most of us aren't constantly searching for new ways to talk about mundane shit.

Youninteresting.

I thought of shortening "Grey Poupon" to "Groupon" but some fucker stole it.

Boober was right, that was the Deschutes talking/typing last night.

Anyhow, I,Anon, why don't you brew yourself a nice Hemlockichino and chug away?

One more of these stupid posts and I'll have hunt you down and waterboard you with a couple gallons of one of your incredible coffee drink inventions.

Check it out!!!! The Colonel's back and actually slinging some wit.

I was starting to think he was the Don Salamanca of I,Anon. Just sitting in his wheelchair in front of a computer that only had digits on the keyboard.

Welcome back RickStevens!! Now somebody owes me a melon.

Thanks Boober. Unfortunately, I can't make good on that bet. I've been trying to get my hands on a couple of melons for some time now.

The Fappucino:

A coffee flavored milkshake made with fresh breast milk, whip cream, and garnished with edible panties.