You have a bearded weirdo that sniffs your waste as you poop everyday at 7 am sharply and you would sell your poop if the guy asked you to?

I can think of a few other things that would cause both the sniffles, and the motivation to work on bikes at 7 in the morning...

You're just pooranoid.

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^thats the # for diarreah 💩

You may wanna consider the fact that maybe the dude can't differentiate between the smell of your shit and burning oil.

Might wanna add some more leafy greens to you diet there homey.