"I kept changing it to the way I remembered learning about on the internet."

I weep for the future.

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on the scale of good and bad

Red to red, black to black. It's as simple as that.

No need to weep for the future diastronaut, the stupidity I encounter on a daily basis already brings tears to eyes sometimes.

There is this little book in the glove box that will tell you exactly how to do it.

It is my understanding it is safer to connect the engine block of the vehicle that needs charging with the negative, rather than going negative-negative.
Both work though.

I would be ashamed to admit this incident to my friends IA

I will give you my beer if you say I did it.

Good Jerk-aritan

You did it all wrong. You're supposed to hook red to red and then dump your beer all over the battery, grab the black terminal and then hook the black clip to your left testicle.