You were fine until the last line. You just HAD to get your passive-aggressive fantasy in there, eh?

You had a point, but then squandered it. Kinda like Occupy Wall Street.

For the I'Anon rant, I agree. The poor little animals should be left at home.
Don't know what ST. JOHN'S Parade is , but I'm sure I will find out over the years. I will make a note that it is possibly a animal cruelty event.

3 out of 10

Thanks for your post dog/cat/bird whisperer.

Uhhhh, "St. Johns"?

If i was the dictator of Portlandia, parade participation would be my way of determining who stays and who goes. Go door-to-door with voodoo donuts and baloons in hand, and just knock on doors. "Hey, we're having a parade right now! I know this is really random, but we need people to be in it... wanna walk around for two hours with hundreds of people staring at you for no dicernible reason?!?"

"Yeah, that sounds great!"

"Okay, get on the bus... we'll drive you to the start right now..."

One way ticket to the California Border

Look at all the wacky and totally sincere fun we're having. GOD DAMMIT I SAID LOOK AT IT

Birds?