Keep Your Pubes at Home

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It sounds like your parents never gave you the "pubes can just naturally fall out aside from shaving" talk.

Aestro on May 28, 2014 at 4:29 PM

No way, rule one of being a woman (or "a women") is you don't talk about Fight Club.

And yes, I DO plan on recycling that joke at every possible opportunity.

ForWhomTheBellTrolls on May 28, 2014 at 4:58 PM

Showering at the gym is like riding Trimet. Disgusting things WILL happen. Like a hallucinating boy scout, Be PrepaAAAAHFUCKNOOOOAAAAHHHred.

Mecklem's Anonymous Account on May 28, 2014 at 5:06 PM

Pubes, the Internet garnish...,

buddy on May 28, 2014 at 5:39 PM

#YesAllWomen

assisse on May 28, 2014 at 6:12 PM

Did you not hear the weed whacker in the shower room earlier? Those things make a shit ton of noise. Just be thankful globs of wet pubes weren't plastered against the walls and soap dispensers.

RickStevens on May 28, 2014 at 6:41 PM

I often lose pubes after a vigorous workout or when an unexpected erection starts ripping them loose. Seriously, it's not like you can just jam your hand down your pants and untangle that shit in public.

disastronaut on May 28, 2014 at 7:38 PM

Obviously, your sense of the word "we" is different than hers.
I don't think the guys in the mens room would mind her shaving her pubes in the mens shower though.

frankieb on May 28, 2014 at 7:44 PM