Yeah, someone told you tea tree oil and they actually meant hemlock. Mix some in a tea and drink until you feel better.

Don't put that stuff on yourself undiluted, and don't use it on your pets at all.

Tea tree is a natural mosquito repellent. But that is it's only practical use. Know what else is a crock of shit? Acupuncture. Talk about a good way to fleece hippies.

You're using it all wrong. Tea tree oil makes a great erotic massage and sexual intercourse lubricant.

Try it out the next time you have wyld butt secks.

Hook, line and sinker - you bought this crap?

There is, in fact, a sucker born every minute, obviously.

Actually, I personally knew someone who had great results with tea tree oil, for completely clearing up a chronic case of a black nail fungus.

What about vaginal infections? It's supposed to clear those up too.