Don't worry about it I,A. I'm absolutely sure you have done far worse things to the downtrodden besides crop dusting them and then coming here to fake apologize about it.

Farting makes you rad.

I think you're writing this after you had a good laugh about what you did to a homeless man. Now you're soooo sorry. What are you jumping over his legs for? You couldn't walk around him? You say that nasty gas bubble headed for his face, then say you're not sure at first who farted. I think you cider jumpers are full of solid waste too.

How did you both manage to hop and fart at the same time in the guy's face? That's some talent right there....

How you didn't know it was you makes me think you take up the bum a little to much......

This is some seriously disturbing shit, I,A. If you just stuck with the first person plural, I would've probably assumed you were royal, but the flip-flopping between singular and plural without ever letting on to the presence of a third party (and let's not even get into the very valid question that demondog raises about the mechanics of improvisational synchronized farting) is just unsettling.

Don't feel too bad. That might have been the biggest meal he ate that day.

JRRTrollkien, that is first time you have made an appropriate and accurate comment. Well done! Looks like we're all growing up.

I try buddy, lord knows I try.