I'm Sorry About My Butt

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1
No shit??!!
2
If the cereal went through your system *that* fast, you're the world's shittiest superhero, "The Flush."
3
Oh Todd you SCAMP!! Also, where the fuck have you been? Some of us have been worried SICK! Would it kill you to leave a note the next time you take a sabbatical?
4
You could've simply told them someone else must've clogged the toilet and when you went to flush the mess, the toilet overflowed.

A white lie yes, but at least they would've known there was an issue with the toilet.