I, Anonymous Blog Jun 12, 2014 2:38 PM

Slugs

by Anonymous

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Way to keep it real by leaving the Ivory Tower and riding Tri-met.
shark attack mountain on June 12, 2014 at 2:54 PM · Report this
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He is poor and homeless, maybe his fault, or an another victim of circumstance. Bring a sandwich or a bottle of water and just say" Would you like my lunch, because I don't have time to eat it?"

Your comment sounds a lot drifty though. Maybe you should have another joint. My idea sucks.
seentomuch on June 12, 2014 at 3:15 PM · Report this
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I try not to judge the value of any individual's life. Though I make an exception for that one guy who's always picking the dead skin off his feet while riding the 14. When I finally buy a car, it's gonna be that guy's fault.
Todd Mecklem on June 12, 2014 at 3:39 PM · Report this
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Man, what the fuck good are YOU for? Not for the good of grammar, apparently.
ForWhomTheBellTrolls on June 12, 2014 at 3:42 PM · Report this
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This is the worst poem I've read on here.
aprillorraine on June 12, 2014 at 3:50 PM · Report this
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AynRandonymous.
BooberMcDoober™ on June 12, 2014 at 4:43 PM · Report this
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This is a really shitty I,A.
i'mrightyourwrong on June 12, 2014 at 7:20 PM · Report this
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You can cut the irony with a knife on this one.

It's not easy to show compassion in a society that engenders indifference, discrimination, and unethical behavior.

It's also difficult to ignore apathy, laziness, and ignorance in a society that preaches equality, perseverance, and determination.
RickStevens on June 12, 2014 at 10:18 PM · Report this
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Now now. You've all thought these same thoughts before. Fess up.

The difference is you felt ashamed and realized others could make the same argument about you or anyone else.
Dizzy on June 13, 2014 at 9:27 AM · Report this
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And my basil is getting hammered. I thought this was gonna be about garden slugs.
Dizzy on June 13, 2014 at 9:28 AM · Report this
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That sentence that ended with "...here in this place of existence"! Je-sus! BURN YOUR ENGLISH LIT DEGREE!
on June 13, 2014 at 11:26 AM · Report this