Terrible Man Seeks Horrible Woman

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This sounds like a decoded OKCupid profile.

RickStevens on June 13, 2014 at 8:34 AM

She must hate the lack of public urinals? You're looking for a pre-op MTF, then? That should narrow it down...

Todd Mecklem on June 13, 2014 at 9:05 AM

You don't like annoying dogs? Me neither, but still I'm going to piss on your leg next time I see you.

Irish Setter Gus on June 13, 2014 at 9:14 AM

Everybody who's been around for two minutes or so knows that sex on an actual beach is utterly pointless. Unless you wanna be makin' a pretty, pretty pearl in your oyster.

on June 13, 2014 at 11:23 AM

Beautifully written. At the end of the day, it takes a hater to love a hater. If only I could hate just a LITTLE more.
p.s. I'm gonna miss making sweet, sweet love on your rat infested couch.

ginaD on June 13, 2014 at 5:33 PM