Anonymous Jun 19, 2014 at 12:00 pm

Candy Ass

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Only a janitor would care about this.
assisse on June 19, 2014 at 12:09 PM Report this
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Grown-ups don't use the word "frock" unless they're talking about clothing. Guess who the candy-ass is.
Todd Mecklem on June 19, 2014 at 12:41 PM Report this
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HOISTED WITH MY OWN PISSTARD
Drunk & Write on June 19, 2014 at 12:50 PM Report this
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Ass is to toilet as dick is to urinal.
shark attack mountain on June 19, 2014 at 1:02 PM Report this
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Sometimes just being within the vicinity of a urinal makes me want to piss.


Being in the vicinity of this I,A makes me want to piss on buddy's birkenstocks.
i'mrightyourwrong on June 19, 2014 at 1:41 PM Report this
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I agree with the author. The only time this type of behavior would be acceptable is if the wrapper belonged to a piece of pube flavored candy.
RickStevens on June 19, 2014 at 3:24 PM Report this
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Candy is delicious food, whether near a urinal or far.
King Ralph on June 19, 2014 at 4:04 PM Report this
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Yourwrongimright i peed on the floor at a KFC last week. All because of you.....
buddy on June 19, 2014 at 4:08 PM Report this
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Was it a "urinal mint" wrapper?
pinead o"conner on June 19, 2014 at 6:33 PM Report this
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Seriously, who the fuck cares what is in the piss receptical besides the sad sack that has to clean it?
Draconid on June 19, 2014 at 6:34 PM Report this
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I've never noticed the wrapper, but those pink mint patties taste delicious.
Dread Uptown on June 20, 2014 at 11:57 PM Report this

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