I'm Sorry for Tailing You

Comments

1
If you're feeling stressed, may I suggest Naked Bliss Ecstatic Dance?
2
Dude, it sucks that you were stressed and it's cool that you're apologizing, but you should always be present/aware when behind the wheel.
3
^cunnilingus follow ups also work.
4
Holy shit, it's the elusive Explanation/Apology. I'm so used to excuses and victim blaming that I don't even know how to make fun of this.
5
You are a good person to recognize the error of your ways. Now go and sin no more.
6
You need to get medical help; see a doctor about that missing backbone your ex has crushed.