And the total bullshit story of the year so far goes to...

Wow!! you are the entrepreneur of the year...How a "special" guy like you can make money on neon green thingys is amazing. I might have to pass your story on to the new Pope!!

haha, I hope this is true. Go outside with your kids bitches. Barbecue a hotdog or something.

So you're not just slowing down, but actually stopping for the signs? Sounds like mission accomplished to me.

Not necessarily BS--two were stolen off of our street this year. You, IA, are an asshole.

I think that most reasonable people realize that these are just a nice warning for drivers to be extra aware in areas where children run about in the streets. I just wish that parents who buy these signs would explain to their children that it does NOT mean the street has been closed for their basketball game, and they WILL have to move the fuck aside when cars need to get through.

Please keep stealing those signs and selling them online. It would be awesome if you updated us on what happens.

Your scam is exactly the kind of low level crime that actually gets solved around here. You are exactly the type of villain breeders will stalk and slay.

See you soon. (in the O-Live dastardly crime section).

Karma's a bitch.

See you in Busted! soon. Unless this is BS, which is likely is...

Suuuuuuurrrrrre you do, big guy. Sure you do.

Shoot them and then "'re sell" them...for what? A one up on moving into the trailer park?

Mow the signs down after I mow the lawn......