Fucking Pennies

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Keep a couple pennies to put on your eyes when you die, it keeps your soul from evaporating, or it means you'll get a condo in Heaven near Abe Lincoln's, something like that.

Todd Mecklem on July 16, 2014 at 3:46 PM

EVERY time you buy something it's .43 cents?? Did you kidnap a genie? The rest of us have to pay varying amounts up to hundreds of thousands of times more than .43 cents. You are SO lucky.

And stop throwing the brown things away, they go in your pudding.

BooberMcDoober™ on July 16, 2014 at 3:57 PM

Did a juggalo write this, or just someone trying to sound like one? Fuckin' pennies, brown things, motherfuckers, how do they work? Why that shit gotta be brown, ninja? Y'all motherfuckers lying, and gettin' me pissed.
Every time you buy something, it's $0.43? What are you buying, bottles of Faygo?

PGMuthafuckinE on July 16, 2014 at 4:09 PM

"when do get to stop using these?"

You get to stop using them when you learn to write above a 3rd grade level. I highly recommend that you hold onto those little brown things as you've probably reached the peak of your earning potential.

RickStevens on July 16, 2014 at 4:18 PM

your time is literally more valuable?
That's actually spelled correctly. You sure you didn't mean valuabler?

i'mrightyourwrong on July 16, 2014 at 4:23 PM

Find a penny, pick it up
and all the day you'll give no fuck

Aestro on July 16, 2014 at 4:31 PM

Find a penny pick it up, all day long you'll have a penny.

-George Carlin

Poop deck pappy on July 16, 2014 at 5:25 PM

Guess what fool...pennies don't like your ugly ass either!!

guidoman on July 16, 2014 at 5:34 PM

Penny for your poorly communicated, fractured, ill-conceived thought !

Ok, here's a nickel instead.

MrBoiny on July 16, 2014 at 5:39 PM

Need I point out that the amount of coinage one is forced to deal with on a daily basis is significantly reduced by our state's lack of a sales tax?

Really, everywhere else has it so much worse.

Chunty McHutchence on July 16, 2014 at 6:08 PM

Who you calling Shithead penny pitcher or is it copper critic?

Medicated Marine on July 16, 2014 at 8:55 PM

Fake, nothing cost $0.45

Draconid on July 17, 2014 at 12:57 AM

Whatever you do, don't change, bro.

Demondog on July 17, 2014 at 7:45 AM

If we get rid of pennies what will we run through those commemorative penny smashing gizmos at OMSI and the Tillamook cheese factory?

disastronaut on July 17, 2014 at 9:44 AM

Ah, the old 43 Cent store, where everything from low quality mops to expired food only costs $0.43...

Grandpa Jack Bogdanski on July 17, 2014 at 11:12 AM

Pennies are great for tailgaters. Just throw a handful out the sunroof...

Plus they're 10 times as valuable as you think, since gas stations still charge fractions.

herpes handcock on July 17, 2014 at 5:07 PM

Fool.

frankieb on July 18, 2014 at 7:43 PM

Fucking Pennies

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