Anonymous Jul 18, 2014 at 8:24 am

I Did Your Mom

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1
I believe you bro.
Rick Klein on July 18, 2014 at 8:39 AM Report this
2
When did I,A become Penthouse Forum?
Euphonius on July 18, 2014 at 9:25 AM Report this
3
Here's what really happened...

Band geek got stoned for the first time this past weekend. He got so high that he remembered his old friend's hot mom. Then he went into the bathroom and rubbed one out. Before he came down, he typed up this post to make it seem legit.
RickStevens on July 18, 2014 at 9:26 AM Report this
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Way to have skills in making long statements short. Don't change, please, we (I) love you the way you are.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on July 18, 2014 at 9:39 AM Report this
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Oh yeah, I got a BBQMILFBJ too. One time. At band camp.
Todd Mecklem on July 18, 2014 at 11:06 AM Report this
6
Fake. Fake. Fake.
#Yawn
HayleyFreakinRules on July 18, 2014 at 12:15 PM Report this
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You could probably be more specific than "band nerd with stoner friend". Half this city is now wondering who their mom is banging.
Aestro on July 18, 2014 at 12:36 PM Report this
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It is probably not a god idea to screw the mother of your friend. She must be nuts too.
seentomuch on July 18, 2014 at 2:15 PM Report this
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She said you were bad and had a small penis.
Demondog on July 18, 2014 at 5:35 PM Report this
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If you really wanna fuck with that stoner, give his dad a rim-job while you're at it.
RickStevens on July 18, 2014 at 5:54 PM Report this
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...and now, the rest of the story....
"yeah, she was 60 and 200 lbs, but I totally banged her."
frankieb on July 18, 2014 at 7:38 PM Report this
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I banged your dad. In the butt.
Doogie on July 18, 2014 at 9:13 PM Report this
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Is this your "Please accept me" hell letter? Because you're so going there coug hunter. That many years later, you better have rocked moms world.
Allusion on July 19, 2014 at 12:17 AM Report this

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