Dear Chicken of The SEA,

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Rick Klein on July 19, 2014 at 11:20 AM

"my mom said hold this"

Then did she reach for the oil?

Todd Mecklem on July 19, 2014 at 12:56 PM

Uh oh, 1st World problems just got serious!!!!!

RickStevens on July 19, 2014 at 6:10 PM

I knew your tuna fish smelling ass swallowed gallons of Chicken of the Sea, man.

JRRTrollkien on July 19, 2014 at 8:43 PM

Idiot can't read a label?

frankieb on July 20, 2014 at 9:24 AM

Start a letter writing campaign! This must be stopped!

ForWhomTheBellTrolls on July 20, 2014 at 2:01 PM

Five Easy Pieces (1970)
Quotes

[Bobby wants plain toast, which isn't on the menu]

Bobby: I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.

Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?

Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.

Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?

Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.

Dread Uptown on July 20, 2014 at 10:35 PM