Time to kick them out. They'll be fine.

Yes but if she does all those things in 90 seconds and you play a Jack Johnson song in the background its a perfect movie montage:

painting the room a ridiculous color and thinks its cute!
Has tons of adorable inappropriate and possibly disease carrying pets pooping all over your place and living on top of your refrigerator!
Everyone covers their ears when she blabbers away! It's funny!
Stumbling home drunk and pasing out like a junkie. But no she is young and a stripper!
Starting small fires on the couch with her cigarettes and then squat-peeing to put them out.
Washing machine overflowing with huge amounts of Suds!
Texting and crashing with a lollipop in her mouth!
That crazy stripper brother's girlfriend!

Get this screenplay to the screenwriters guild at once.

Bros before hoes

Is she one of the skanks from Devil's Point that goes
for coffee or to the post office in stripper-wear? God- the ugliness of the weaves on the strippers- what is up with the fake hair? And they look so old in the daylight No surprise your stripper pees the couch- the crowd at Devil's Point is largely unhousebroken- pee smell & cigarette butts everywhere.

The real question is, does your brother love/respect you enough to prevent his girlfriend from subjecting you to all this bullshit?

todd will give her the
key to his house if she will
wear the high waist shorts

Sounds like you've already talked to the brother about it. Time to man up and kick them both out if he won't lay down the law.

Love Streams (1984)
John Cassavetes

http://www.criterion.com/films/28032-love-…



Cassavetes Directs: John Cassavetes and the Making of Love Streams
Michael Ventura

http://www.amazon.com/Cassavetes-Directs-J…

Tap that ass...for rent and bills....im mowing the lawn........

Ah young love, such a beautiful thing....

Todd ftw!

I'Anon,

What you describe sounds like some changes are in order.

By her adult diapers, electronic cigs, a good moisturizer, and tell you brother she hits on you. The animals will be brought up later.