Anonymous Jul 23, 2014 at 10:48 pm

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1
How about I answer, but then put you on hold for half an hour? How's that feel for convenient?
2
I'm too busy to comment.
3
I know whatcha mean I,Anon...

Oh, wait, I gotta take this call...
4
For some reason, I thought this was going to be another fart one....
5
Another customer service agent that doesn't understand the word, "service."

No worries. You are already on the path to self-implosion, with regard to your job. Your metrics will soon reflect the apathy and disgust you feel and, very probably, project onto your customers on the daily.

Only a matter of time before you forget to mute your microphone and talk a bunch of shit behind the customers back, while you have them on hold, or a soft mute. What do you think the monitors are for, dummy?
6
They are too busy to talk to YOU, what's so hard to understand about that?
7
You probably call way too early, way too late, or too often. You are annoying, and no one wants to listen to you.

Except the lady with the crossword puzzle in the bar. No, even she is too busy fighting the wrong men who try to brain storm and hit on her. She is looking for the dream man
that will adore her unique man catcher skills. I think she should meet busy my ass anyway.

Please wait...

and remember to be decent to everyone
all of the time.

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