Church A-Holes

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Try meditating or jerking off, you don't belong in a church by the sounds of it.

RickStevens on July 27, 2014 at 12:11 PM

This is exactly why I don't practice Catholicism anymore. People like this guy that miss the entire point of church. Judgey much?

on July 27, 2014 at 1:37 PM

Mark 16:17-18 (King James Version)
17 And these signs shall follow them that believe ; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; 18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

http://www.biblestudytools.com/kjv/mark/pa…

Matthew 23:33 (King James Version)
33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

http://www.biblestudytools.com/kjv/matthew…

Dread Uptown on July 27, 2014 at 5:28 PM

Quit crying, or we'll send this guy ^ to your god damn church and really give you something to cry about.

on July 27, 2014 at 6:00 PM

Here is a scripture passage you may have missed:

Luke 6:37

“Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven;

In the plus side, you still have lots of improvement to make in the self department.

Draconid on July 27, 2014 at 6:06 PM

"it calms me down to be in a...room of people who aren't talking"

You could try Steam Portland. Though you may hear some clearing of throats.

Todd Mecklem on July 27, 2014 at 6:48 PM

Maybe if they got some hot nuns in there to show a little cleavage people would be more likely to drop tips on the hatsticker.

JRRTrollkien on July 27, 2014 at 7:15 PM

Evangeline is a sexy killer vigilante nun nun in Space. If she fails to convert aliens to Catholicism, she kills them.

http://www.evangelinethecomic.com/About/Ab…

Dread Uptown on July 28, 2014 at 11:18 AM

I don't think church is working for you.

Raven333 on July 30, 2014 at 12:10 PM