Basically I read "Lance Armstrong"...."Spandex suit". Then I stopped.

If you want anybody to read another bike rant, don't start with the most tired cliche in the book. Moving on.

Can we add bike rants to tipping rants we don't give a fuck about?

FWTBT: Maybe if there were fewer tired cliched people doing tired cliched things, there would be fewer tired cliched rants.

Draconid: Why not just skip it, then?

Ladd to the bone.

Too much power gel.

I don't understand people who drive on bike boulevards instead of arterials and then get pissy about all the people on bikes.

Billy Ray Cyrus, Madonna, and loveanddeath...

Whoever DIDN'T write this rant, please step forward.

Not so fast there loveanddeath.

I didn't write it. I defended it. Don't be so presumptuous.

To the "anonymous" moron that bashed Lance Armstrong. I totally get if not everybody likes him but people like you give everybody out there a bad name because you're an idiot that's why you signed it anonymous. You're the type of person that makes bicyclists not want to ride because you don't have a clue how to drive and can't share the road. Obviously you were not going 25 miles an hour because if you had been doing that he would have caught you that's slow for him. So Mr Anonymous why don't you put your ass on a bike and all fellow bicyclist will go out there and not share.the road and give you shit and see how you handle morons like yourself. Who's the pompous ass now!

To the moron the posted the rant about Lance Armstrong