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1
Your story doesn't hold up. You said they were all Huffy® then went on to describe some pretty high-end bikes.
2
You "finally" have a gripe? You must not ride much. Every year-round bike commuter I know has a well-justified disdain (disgust?) for most bikers during these dry, sunny months. They act as ambassadors of ill-will to motor vehicles and pedestrians alike which we then have to deal with year-round and in the rain and dark.
Can barely ride a bike? Don't think traffic laws apply to you? Think its a good idea to wear headphones during a morning commute when you can barely pedal in a straight line? You're in good company.
3
Sounds like the clown got a nice dose of instant karma.

As for me, my biggest gripe is those ridiculous fucking outfits. They should make it a law that Power Rangers get buried in those fucking clown suits.
4
You could start an informational toll booth on how to properly ride across a bridge on your bike. With unsolicited advise as your currency, why, you'll be rich in friends and gratitude in no time flat.

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