"I let because I got angry".

You left because you realized that going to a Future Islands show - even ironically - wasn't at all worth it. That'd make me angry too.

I love Future Islands but I know better than to go to their show, cause I'd see all the cliche Whole Foods employees and ex sorority girls with fresh sleeve tats in the crowd and immediately regret going. Sometimes fans can ruin a band. It's best to admire certain bands from a distance.

Sorry to hear that joining roller derby has only exacerbated your anger management issues rather than assuaging 'em

So... you want someone to apologize to you for your rudeness? How cutely Portland. Bet your an independent lady that wants doors opened for you too. Move along roller girl. Move along.

Wait wait wait, can we rewrite the Internet Tough Guy Song for roller derby?

"I am trained in guerilla derby tactics and I'm the top blocker in the entire US National Roller Derby League.
You are nothing to me but just another jammer.
I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this rink, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with hip checking me at the Future Islands show? Think again, fucker.
As we speak I am contacting my secret network of derby girls across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot."

surprised you haven't heard of me-- I'm a pretty big deal in the roller derby / bike polo / zoobombing / kickball / yarn bombing / hula hooping community