Justice Squad aint gonna like this submission one bit.

"ew I hate guys with beards, gross"

"HOW DARE YOU TELL A WOMAN TO SHAVE HER LEGS!"

Personally I'd rather deal with some slight leg stubble than a bush 'fro. I don't know what small towns some of these women are moving here from but the frazzled mess downstairs is such a boner shredder. God didn't make us, we're fucked up products of nature and not everything is perfect out of the box. Invest in a razor.

If you save up you can buy one of those Japanese silicone sex dolls, they're super-smooth. I hear.

Wow, assisse is trying to stir the pot again. I guess he's grown tired of jerking off and pulling the wings off of insects.

Pippi Legstubble

I,A, dude, tell me about it.

How am I supposed to suck dick with an appropriate level of enthusiasm when those hairy-ass legs are all up in my face?

And seriously, people, how am I supposed to lick up on your faces with all these eyebrow merkins?

You might want to reconsider eating anyone's pussy on the first date. That goes for sucking cock too.

I bet I,A is going to be a dad soon. I'm going to guess 5th trimester.

I know, right? I can't believe some people think it's still okay for men to not shave their legs. It's not the '00s anymore - get with the '10s! Either you look like an Olympic swimmer wannabe or you're out.