You must have a ridiculously small cock to be overdoing the whole fake machismo thing to impress random hikers. I'm talking Rick Stevens small.

That's great. This isn't what i,anonymous is for.

At least you were smart enough to panic. I do that sometimes too, when Safeway runs out of premium-brand graham crackers.

Assisse, no need to announce to the I,Anon world that you've been thinking about my cock (again). They're well aware of the fact that you've got a serious case of the steamin' undies for me.

And it matters not the size of my cock, it only matters that your little button mushroom swells at the very thought of me.

Now go take a cold shower birdbrain.

^^ Hey assholes!

It has been well established that I have by far the smallest cock around here. We do not need to have this contest publicly judged again. My penis is so small it looks like I have a nipple between my legs. When I get hard it's like a short stack of dimes. Any day I don't pee all over my balls is a good day in my book.

Assisse doesn't care about the SIZE of the cock - it's all about how much tar and broken glass its been rolled in.

Adorable.

I'm hung like a tuna can. Never had any complaints.

Some people are just super cool. You're very fortunate to have bumped into them. Keep on Truckin'.