You had such beautiful eyes, I can't even remember the color of them... Don't worry, the object of your affection probably just moved to Brazil.

You could get a Ricky Martin t-shirt. And you could get it to beat off into. I know where it could be gotten.

Yourself

This is intense and he/she might read this and a new love is born.

But about the Ricky Martin T, he is really talented and gorgeous. I would hope this person reads your love note and finds you.

Beautiful eyes...but I can't remember the color...Penalty Kick!!

You vividly recall a Ricky Martin T-Shirt, but can't remember what color her eyes were? Definitely says much more about you than her.

If she reads this, which she won't, I'm sure she'll get all wet and tingly reading this shit. You would've been better off shooting a load in a Backstreet Boys T-Shirt.

Beyond pathetic.